| Monica: | I saw you eat a cheeseburger!
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| [Everyone gasps]
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| Monica: | Well, didn't you?
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| Phoebe: | I might have.
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| Monica: | I can't believe you didn't tell me.
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| Phoebe: | C'mon. Like you tell me everything?
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| Monica: | What haven't I told you?
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| Phoebe: | Oh I don't know. How about the fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby on the terrace!
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| [Everyone runs to the window to look]
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| Monica: | Who told you that?
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| [Looks at Chandler]
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| Monica: | You are dead meat.
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| Chandler: | I didn't know if was a big secret.
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| Monica: | Oh, it's not big. Not at all. You know, kind of the same as, I don't know, a third nipple!
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| Phoebe: | [Gasps] You have a third nipple?
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| Chandler: | [to Monica] You bitch!
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| Ross: | Whip it out! Whip it out!
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| Chandler: | No. C'mon! There's nothing to see. It's a tiny bump. It's totally useless.
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| Rachel: | As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
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| Joey: | I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin!
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| Ross: | Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
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| Joey: | I don't know. You see something, you hear a word. I thought that was it. Let me see it again!
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| Ross: | Yes! Show us your nubbin!
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| Chandler: | [Doesn't know what to say while everyone comes at him] Joey was in a porno movie!
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| [Everyone gasps. Joey is shocked Chandler would say that]
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| Chandler: | If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me. |
